Friday, December 5, 2008

I just don't *get* high profile fashion

Seriously. Don't get me wrong, I LOVE clothes. I loved them a lot more when I was the size of my daughter, but I do still get a thrill out of wearing a fresh, new skirt to work or sporting a cute new shirt to wear to the movies.

But this?

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I don't get it. I like hats. I do. I wear them a lot in the summer. But this looks like a very bad quilted version of Droopy Dog.

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Of course, there is always this lovely selection. You know, if you want to look like a ram.

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Then there is this. Oh, my.

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And this. For the nature lover in all of us.

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This lady just dug herself all the way to China....and popped up out of the ground.

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This could be me....if I happened to go fishing with my husband and his cast got away from him. You know, if he need a lure this big.

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I guess the world of high profile fashion is just going to have to get along without me. At least in the hat department. I'll stick with my Target $4.00 baseball caps, thankyouverymuch.

**all images (with the exception of Droopy Dog) came from the fashion site PopGloss. Enjoy your trip down the high fashion catwalk!

11 comments:

  1. You totally have the confidence and attitude to pull those off.

    I had new clothes last night and felt fantastic in them.

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  2. yeah, but look at her abs!!!!!!!!!

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  3. Nobody ever wears this stuff and they don't sell it retail, it is to show up upcoming season colors, materials, and patterns as much as possible.

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  4. I do agree that one looks like the dog, but I like the red flower one, though I don't have an english wedding to attend anytime in the near future.

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  5. LOL...I am with you on this one!!!

    btw...thank you for all your lovely comments on my blog! I look forward to them because you always make me smile! :)

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  6. What I love is the first one, that she is wearing that ridiculous hat in just her underwear. LOL.

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  7. @google415: I actually understand that, and it explains some of these....but NOT the dug to China hat. Unless dirt and grass were the new textures that year? lol!

    @kim: Isn't that how you wear YOUR hats?

    @Teresa: If I had abs like that maybe I wouldn't mind wearing that hat, eh?

    @Sherri: Thanks for the compliment...and I do have LOTS of attitude...but not for those. lol!

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  8. @Robyn: I hope you sit in the back row so all the other guests at the English wedding can see the ceremony. lmao!!

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  9. ummm...you don't have a hat made up of fancy dust mop covers (pic #1)??? I am a *little* dissapointed...

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  10. How do you find this stuff?? lol

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  11. WTF? cheri you need that nature hat.
    can you imagine.....the WTF looks you'd get

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