Friday, May 28, 2010

You goons can steal my truck...

but you left an important top secret item in your haste.

 
That's right, you idiots. Take my rims. Take my tires. Rip my stereo system out. But you left this treasure because you obviously do not know the value of the secret recipe for my special coffee at our favorite drive-thru coffee place.

All is right in my world.

8 comments:

  1. LOL! I hope you recreate it. What is a hot, snowy snickers? Sounds dirty.

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  2. They left the most valuable piece of the entire truck! Hmmmfph ... simpletons! Keep the sacred recipe in a more secure place.

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  3. Someone stole your truck...did I miss something?

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  4. Oh thank God!!!!! I know you secretly did want to admit that the secret recipe was what you were most worried about losing. But, alas, it is found and life can proceed.

    VBFITWWW

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  5. What is snowy snickers hot? Is it as good as a Snicker's ice cream bar?? Yummmm!!

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  6. you should send your story to Jay Leno and let him show it on his stupidest criminals. Thank god they did not know the value of that secret.

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  7. Oh boy, they must be kicking themselves about now. Idiots.

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