You know the rule: if something falls on the floor you have 5 seconds to pick it up and eat it before it is considered poor taste. Or white trash. Or glutonous. Or something.
Anyway, I'm on a string of night shifts. I got up this "morning" (aka 1:30 p.m.) and made some coffee. I had exactly enough half and half to make ONE. CUP. OF. COFFEE. One cup of delicious, soul-awakening coffee.
After I mixed this blessed cup of goodness I noticed something floating on the top. Hmmm....what is this? A small gnat?
Is it wrong that I actually considered removing the bug and still drinking my coffee? It was technically within the 5 second guidelines.