You know the rule: if something falls on the floor you have 5 seconds to pick it up and eat it before it is considered poor taste. Or white trash. Or glutonous. Or something.
Anyway, I'm on a string of night shifts. I got up this "morning" (aka 1:30 p.m.) and made some coffee. I had exactly enough half and half to make ONE. CUP. OF. COFFEE. One cup of delicious, soul-awakening coffee.
After I mixed this blessed cup of goodness I noticed something floating on the top. Hmmm....what is this? A small gnat?
*pause*
Is it wrong that I actually considered removing the bug and still drinking my coffee? It was technically within the 5 second guidelines.
Sunday, February 20, 2011
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I totally would have.
ReplyDeletefor sure I would have! So you dumped it out?
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ReplyDeleteIf it were me, I totally would've scooped the thing out and then drank the rest of my drink. But that's just me...
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I hope you just took out the little bugger and drank that exquisite drink anyway!
ReplyDeleteDo you know how many bugs are floating in it that you DON'T see? Besides, it's a gnat. Not a roach, a louse, or a fly. Drink up baby!
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Just adds protein to the drink.
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