Okay...so I need to update with SOMETHING so I'm going to tell you my favorite joke of all time. If you know me well, you already know which joke it is. If you don't know me well enough, it will explain a lot about me after you read it.
And yes, I'm serious....it's my favorite joke of all time.
So this horse walks in to a bar and the bartender says, "Why the long face?"
Get it?
Saturday, June 13, 2009
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ReplyDeleteA string walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender says, "We don't serve strings. Beat it."
The string goes outside and ties himself in a loop and musses up his hair. The string walks back in and orders another drink.
Bartender: "Hey, aren't you that string?"
String: "Nope, I'm a frayed knot."
(Get it? "Afraid not." Hardeharhar)
Oh Cam loves that one!
ReplyDeleteMy fav bar joke...
2 blondes walk into the bar, you think one of them would have saw it.
A dyslexic guy walks into a bra....
ReplyDeleteOK, two guys walk into a bar which is really stupid because you figure if the first guy walks right into it, the second guy would have seen him.
ReplyDeletecrap! I gotta read your comments before making mine. I feel so lame. Cue loser music: wah-wah-wahhhhhh.
ReplyDeletewell... it *is* better than a long puss....
ReplyDeleteTwo guys walk into a bar and say "Ouch!"
ReplyDeleteA mushroom walks into a bar and orders a drink.
ReplyDeleteThe bartender says 'we don't serve your kind, here'.
And the mushroom says 'but I'm a Fungi!' (get it, fun guy?